This place is kind of a joke. First of all, if you look at their website, it hypes up the "kite" aspect of the place. There's not kite school and the beach you have access to is not kiteable. There's coral sticking out of the water right at the beach and there's not even enough room to launch a kite. You couldn't even swim here, let alone kite.
The room itself was clean and the AC and TV worked. Wifi was spotty. The bed and pillows were massively uncomfortable. I had one hot shower out of 4, the rest were cold, cold, cold. The place across the street makes a decent, cheap breakfast. It's nice that the hotel is a little removed from the noisy downtown and does have parking.
All in all, I couldn't figure this place out. It's definitely not a "kite dream." It has absolutely nothing to do with kiting and it's about as far from Cabarete's kite beach as you can get. It was certainly cheap, but had NO comforts. The majority of guests were single expats who may or may not have been hiding from the law... Maybe this place is just a front. It's weird. I wouldn't recommend it at all to anyone.