DIRTY! So many cobwebs hanging from the ceiling, ripped wallpaper, squeaky doors, tepid water, no soap, lumpy bed & pillows, cardboard cereal, disgusting tasting butter..... the list goes on. At breakfast we were told it was self service toast then just left alone. I could smell cooked breakfast but none was offered to us, so we ate the cardboard cheap cereal and toast. We went back to our rooms and later came a knock on our bedroom door to say our cooked breakfast was waiting for us. I told the lady she should have spoken to us and asked us if we wanted breakfast when we first entered the dining room. We are vegetarians and certainly would not have appreciated a plate full of sausage & bacon being dumped infront of us. We should have been able to order what we wanted for breakfast. The WORSE thing about this place is the fact that they try to extort money out of you for the parking by frightening you with claims that a company is about to fine you £100 for parking on private land. Ebookers states 'Parking - limited' and does not state there is a fee. However, scribbled on a piece of paper in reception is a message saying £5 parking. Whilst out with my daughter for the day I received a text message stating I was about to be fined £100 and I need to pay the £5 parking charge over the phone, which I did. Since returning home after our awful stay at Cadeby Lodge, I have received another text demanding more money! Theives!