2/10 Poor
27 Sep 2024
Hotel Alberto Delle Notarie
Staying at this hotel was like time-traveling back to the 1950s, but without any of the charm or nostalgia. The decor? Imagine a blend of baby poop yellow and a thrift shop explosion—except worse. Walking into the room felt like I was hit with the ghost of my grandma’s UTI. For the shower, you’ll want to skip leg day because standing isn’t an option; it’s more of a 'sit-and-sulk' tub experience. The elevator was broken, but hey, I got my steps in hiking to my car half a mile away. And if you enjoy pretending it’s 1995 with no WiFi, you’re in luck! All in all, a stay here will make you appreciate camping—or the nearest highway motel.
As for breakfast, if you enjoy the thrill of disappointment, you’ll love showing up at 9:01 AM. By then, the ‘hot food’ was nothing but a distant memory, leaving me with a cold bagel and an existential crisis. On the bright side, the staff were friendly—probably because they don’t have to stay here. They smiled as if to say, ‘We’re sorry, too.’ Honestly, the best part of the stay was checking out… and even that took forever since the WiFi was down. Would I recommend? Only if you’ve lost a bet or want a good story to tell your therapist and forget about mom for awhile.
Christine
Christine, 1-night romance trip
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