Escape to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield, a luxurious haven near Chiltern Hills. Relax on the sun-kissed terrace or indulge in spa services and a rejuvenating massage. With free WiFi, outdoor pool, 3 bars serving up delicious drinks and 2 restaurants offering mouthwatering cuisine.
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield puts you within a 10-minute drive of Thames River and Cliveden House. Guests can indulge in Thai massages, and English Restaurant, one of 2 restaurants, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Fellow travelers say great things about the helpful staff.
Languages
English
At a glance
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Hotel size
48 rooms
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Arriving/Leaving
Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18
Check-out time is 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
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Special check-in instructions
The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
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Required at check-in
Debit card required for incidental charges
Government-issued photo ID may be required
Minimum guest age is 18
Minimum check-in age is 18
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Children
No cribs (infant beds)
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Pets
Pets not allowed
WIFI
Internet
Free WiFi in public areas
Free WiFi in rooms (speed: 25+ Mbps)
LOCAL_PARKING
Parking
Free onsite self parking
Free offsite parking within 33 ft
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Other information
Smoke-free property
Caters to adults only
Property amenities
Food and drink
Cooked-to-order breakfast (surcharge) 7:00 AM–10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM–11:00 AM on weekends
2 restaurants
2 bars/lounges
Room service (limited hours)
Services
Front desk (limited hours)
Luggage storage
Wedding services
Multilingual staff
Romance packages
Facilities
Terrace
Spa services
Reception hall
Outdoor furniture
Room amenities
Be entertained
Flat-screen television
Home comfort
Air conditioning (climate-controlled) and heating
Coffee/tea maker
Bathrobes
Iron/ironing board
Sleep well
Premium bedding
What to enjoy
Individually furnished and decorated
Freshen up
Private bathroom
Free toiletries
Hair dryer
Towels
Stay connected
Free WiFi (speed of 25+ Mbps)
Phone
Food and drink
Free bottled water
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Daily housekeeping
Special features
Spa
Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.
Dining
English Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in British cuisine and serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Guests can enjoy drinks at the bar. Reservations are required.
Thai Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in Thai cuisine and serves lunch and dinner. Reservations are required. Open daily.
Bar - This cocktail bar specializes in British cuisine and serves light fare only. Open daily.
Fees & policies
Refundable deposits
Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay
Optional extras
Cooked-to-order breakfast is offered for an extra charge of approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
Late check-out can be arranged for an extra charge (subject to availability)
Policies
This property does not have elevators.
Guests can rest easy knowing there's a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit on site.
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation.
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards. Cash is not accepted.
Credit cards accepted: Visa, Mastercard, American Express
Also known as
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield
Frequently asked questions
Are pets allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Sorry, pets aren't allowed.
Is parking offered on site at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Yes, there's free self parking.
What are the check-in and check-out times at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM. Check-out time is 11 AM. Late check-out is available for a charge (subject to availability). Contactless check-out is available.
What is there to do at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield and nearby?
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has 2 bars and spa services.
Are there restaurants at or near Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Yes, there are 2 onsite restaurants, featuring British cuisine.
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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews
Reviews
8.0
Very good
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8.4/10
Cleanliness
8.6/10
Staff & service
8.4/10
Amenities
8.2/10
Property conditions & facilities
8.2/10
Eco-friendliness
Popular mentions
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What guests liked
The on-site restaurant and bar served wonderful food and drinks, with a unique and enjoyable dining experience. (3 reviews)
From real guest reviews summarized by AI.
Reviews
10/10 Excellent
Jul 25, 2025
Third time staying lovely hotel and good location
Adrian
Adrian, 1-night trip
10/10 Excellent
Jul 16, 2025
The hotel was amazing! The staff was friendly and professional. Would recommend to everyone.
PaulI
PaulI, 1-night trip
10/10 Excellent
Aug 3, 2025
Stay was amazing. Will be even better when building work complete. Electrics in out room (27) could do with having a look at, lights flash and socket at the door is missing buttons, door handle is slightly loose. Staff very freindly, helpful and attentive. Would definitely stay here again
David
David, 1-night trip
10/10 Excellent
Jul 7, 2025
Amazing staff and unique hotel! It was hard to find since it had no signage, but other than that, it was great. The hotel also had a really cool bar/lounge area with DJ. We will be back!
Marte
Marte, 1-night trip
10/10 Excellent
May 20, 2025
Lovely hotel and staff!❤️
Emily
Emily, 1-night trip
10/10 Excellent
May 19, 2025
Absolutely beautiful 😍 will definitely go again
shavel
shavel, 1-night trip
10/10 Excellent
May 8, 2025
We had a wonderful stay! The staff were particularly welcoming and friendly.
Lisa
Lisa, 1-night trip
6/10 Okay
Jul 27, 2025
The room thou novel was far too dark and small for our liking
Luke
Luke, 1-night trip
10/10 Excellent
May 1, 2025
A friendly and efficient check in and out. It’s certainly a characterful place to stay
Ray
Ray, 1-night trip
10/10 Excellent
Apr 25, 2025
From the moment we got to the crazy Bear Hotel, all of the stuff was incredibly helpful, polite and friendly
Martin
Martin, 1-night trip
6/10 Okay
Apr 28, 2025
The staff were great and helpful unfortunately little disappointed with the condition of the hotel needs some attention many parts looking old and worn. Enjoyed the stay.
Lori
Lori, 1-night trip
10/10 Excellent
Mar 19, 2025
Had an amazing experience at the crazy bear hotel and we were right next to everything we needed. Staff we excellent and room was such a great vibe
Jade
Jade, 1-night trip
8/10 Good
Jun 4, 2025
Great, unique interiors. We had the smallest room and it was very small with the bed against the wall and a sloped ceiling above it. But still a nice room.
Melissa
Melissa, 1-night trip
8/10 Good
Apr 9, 2025
The room was true if it's discription 'snug', we got by. Staff were very friendly and helpful.
Tasoulla
Tasoulla, 2-night trip
10/10 Excellent
Mar 4, 2025
An amazing stay ! Will definitely be back
Ellie
Ellie, 1-night trip
8/10 Good
Jun 9, 2025
Great stay. Only reason i didnt give a 5 star rating is that bar staff added items to my room bill without informing me. And
On check out i also got charged a late fee for being 20 mins late giving back the room keys. So give back rooms keys before loading your luggage in the car !!!
hardeep
hardeep, 1-night trip
8/10 Good
May 25, 2025
We enjoyed our stay at this hotel.
The room was on the small side but really well equipped and thought out.
We had a cocktail in the bar abd the service and cocktail were amazing.
Breakfast was good but took 50 minutes from ordering... it was cooked to order but the delay was a disappointing especially as it cost £46 for 2.
Zoe
Zoe, 1-night trip
10/10 Excellent
Mar 22, 2025
My husband and I loved the property and service was fantastic. He had a great birthday!
Venetia
Venetia, 1-night trip
8/10 Good
Mar 31, 2025
Great Facilities, Great food, Great service. Keep up the good work Mac (bar waiter)
Andrew
Andrew, 1-night trip
10/10 Excellent
Mar 30, 2025
Good value.
John
John, 1-night trip
10/10 Excellent
Mar 12, 2025
As good as they say
Staff were friendly and helpful. Really unique and luxury feel to the place. A relaxing break.
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2-night trip
8/10 Good
Jun 2, 2025
Can see the potential of what I am sure was once a beautiful property. I know it is under new ownership and they are doing renovations so it would be great to revisit once complete as some aspects of the room and property were a little in need of tender loving care .. cracked ceiling mirror .. tap system on the bathroom sink a little unusual to use (to get a good flow of water you had to open the cupboard door ).
Good parts were the Thai meal and breakfast fantastic, comfy bed , staff were amazing and would 100% revisit on that part alone !
Nathalie
Nathalie, 1-night trip
8/10 Good
Apr 18, 2025
Convenient
Rosemary
Rosemary, 2-night trip
4/10 Poor
Jul 13, 2025
It had good service. Everything was either being built or un poor used condition. Rooms were dark and cluttered. There were zero amneties. The spa is not a Spa, it is annoutdoor unheated cold pool with and attached jacuzzu section, which is also unheated and cold. That is not a spa. The water looksnok, but loads of green vegitation on the pools rims which are set stones. The rooms are hust very used and worn out. Ruined the day, as we thought it was a spa hotel for that price. The hotel itself is a few rooms like cabins and you have to walk in the street to get to it. No breakfast with the rooms, a massive rip-off for £230. Also wouldn't call it a hotel. You can get so much more for less cost at any other hotel.
Mez
Mez, 1-night trip
10/10 Excellent
Apr 6, 2025
The Crazy Bear
A great place to stay, beautifully styled rooms and bar and you would think you were in Morocco relaxing by the outside pool. Dinner was in the Thai restaurant just a little way down the street ( though I understand it is moving back to the main hotel by June this year) the food and service were superb. Would definitely visit again and old town Beaconsfield is an incredible town with very wide streets and free parking everywhere- we parked outside the hotel front door.